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Quoting from the HONK! Festival 2010 – Press Release, including Participants & Schedule of Events (as of 9/10/2010)

HONK! FESTIVAL 2010

FIFTH ANNUAL

this year featuring
[subject to revision]

• What Cheer? Brigade (Providence, RI)
• Veveritse (Brooklyn, NY)
• Titanium Sporkestra (Seattle, WA)
• Springville All Star Marching Band (Springville, NY)
• Seed and Feed Marching Abominables (Atlanta, GA)
• Rude Mechanical Orchestra (Brooklyn, NY)
• Minor Mishap Marching Band (Austin, TX)
• Leftist Marching Band (Portsmouth, NH)
• Himalayas (NY, NY)
• Extraordinary Rendition Band (Providence, RI)
• Environmental Encroachment (Chicago, IL)
• DJA-Rara (Brooklyn, NY)
• Detroit Party Marching Band (Detroit, MI)
• Bread and Puppet Circus Band (Glover, VT)
• Brass Liberation Orchestra (Oakland, CA)
• Black Bear Combo (Chicago, IL)
• Barrage Band Orchestra (Baltimore, MD)

with locals
[subject to revision]

• AfroBrazil
• AMP (Activist Music for the People) Radical Marching Band
• Bahamas Junkanoo Jumpers
• Dirty Water Brass Band
• Emperor Norton’s Stationary Marching Band
• Expandable Brass Band
• Factory Seconds
and
• Second Line Social Aid & Pleasure Society Brass Band

October 8-10

based
in
Davis Square, Somerville
&
Harvard Square, Cambridge

ALL
[EXCEPT FOR ONE VERY AFFORDABLE EVENT]
FREE AND OPEN TO ALL

(Somerville & Cambridge, MA) Born out of a need for street bands to celebrate their social activist side, the increasingly popular HONK! Festival is back for a 5 year with opportunities galore for participants and festival goers to enjoy themselves immensely. Rain or shine on Columbus Day weekend, October 8-10, the streets primarily in and around Davis Sq. and spilling out into Harvard Square will be teeming with bands raising a good time ruckus.

The confirmed HONK! band count is currently at 25, with one to two new ones being added weekly. But when the final count is in, this year up to 30, there’ll still be no stopping individuals who suddenly feel the need to jump in at the last minute. In today’s parlance, HONK! 2010 already has an app for that! Opportunities abound not only for festival invitees but for the spur of the moment merry maker, including a chance to play music with the October 10th impromptu “community band” made up of individual musicians, who are not affiliated with any of this year’s HONK! bands, but are interested in participating in the gigantic HONK! Parade to Reclaim the Streets for Horns, Bikes and Feet.

Festival updates can be found at www.honkfest.org, twitter.com/honkfest/, and www.facebook.com/honkfestival, or by calling 617-383-HONK (4665). Listed on the next few pages is the festival schedule as it now stands:

2010 WEEKEND SCHEDULE:

Friday, October 8, 1-5 pm
HONK! In The Neighborhoods
Visiting HONK! bands will team up with their local counterparts to perform and interact at several Boston-area Boys and Girls Clubs, as well as at other non-profit venues or gatherings. At this writing the following clubs and organizations who will be participating are:
Yawkey Club of Roxbury, 115 Warren St., Roxbury; Charlestown Club, 15 Green Street, Charlestown; Blue Hill Club, 15 Talbot Ave., Dorchester; South Boston Club, 230 West Sixth Street, South Boston; Union Square Main Streets, Union Square, Somerville; Zumix, 260 Summer St., East Boston; and the Food Not Bombs gathering at Park St. on the Boston Common.
Many of these events are free and open to all.
For information: 617-383-HONK (4665), info@honkfest.org

Saturday, October 9, 12:30 pm-9 pm
HONK! On Davis Square
Up to 30 activist street bands, from near and far, will perform outdoors for free. An Opening Ceremony to be held at 12:30 pm in 7 Hills Park, Davis Square, Somerville. At this writing the following bands will be participating, listed in alphabetical order: AfroBrazil, AMP (Activist Music for the People) Radical Marching Band, Bahamas Junkanoo Jumpers, Barrage Band Orchestra, Black Bear Combo, Brass Liberation Orchestra, Bread and Puppet Circus Band, Detroit Party Marching Band, Dirty Water Brass Band, DJA-Rara, Emperor Norton’s Stationary Marching Band, Environmental Encroachment, Expandable Brass Band, Extraordinary Rendition Band, Factory Seconds, Himalayas, Leftist Marching Band, Minor Mishap Marching Band, Rude Mechanical Orchestra, Second Line Social Aid & Pleasure Society Brass Band, Seed and Feed Marching Abominables, Springville All Star Marching Band, Titanium Sporkestra, Veveritse, and What Cheer? Brigade.
Davis Square, Somerville
[Conveniently located near the Davis Square stop on the Red Line and several MBTA bus connections.]
Free and open to all; rain or shine.
For information: 617-383-HONK (4665), info@honkfest.org

Sunday, October 10, noon-2 pm
HONK! Parade to Reclaim the Streets for Horns, Bikes and Feet
Led by the Mayors of Somerville and Cambridge, the parade will feature all the HONK! bands, plus the Bread & Puppet Theater, the impromptu “community band,” and many local arts and community organizations, such as Green Streets Initiative, Bikes Not Bombs, 350.org, Open Air Circus, Puppeteers Cooperative, Livable Streets, and Sprout. The parade assembles at 11 am, and the route starts in Davis Square, Somerville, at noon, making its way to Harvard Square’s Oktoberfest celebration in Cambridge. To participate in the parade or to volunteer as a parade facilitator, contact parade@honkfest.org.
[Conveniently located near the Davis, Porter, and Harvard Square stops on the Red Line and several MBTA bus
connections.]
Free and open to all; rain or shine.
For information: 617-383-HONK (4665), info@honkfest.org

Sunday, October 10, 2-6 pm
HONK! at Oktoberfest
Several HONK! bands will be featured in Harvard Square’s Oktoberfest.
[Conveniently located near the Harvard Square stop on the Red Line and several MBTA bus connections.]
Free and open to all; rain or shine.
For information, visit www.harvardsquare.com, 617-491-3434, hsba@harvardsquare.com

Sunday, October 10, 8 pm-midnight
HONK! Blow-Out
Featuring all the HONK! bands, performing up to 10 minute sets each. At this writing the following bands will be participating, listed in alphabetical order: AfroBrazil, AMP (Activist Music for the People) Radical Marching Band, Bahamas Junkanoo Jumpers, Barrage Band Orchestra, Black Bear Combo, Brass Liberation Orchestra, Bread and Puppet Circus Band, Detroit Party Marching Band, Dirty Water Brass Band, DJA- Rara, Emperor Norton’s Stationary Marching Band, Environmental Encroachment, Expandable Brass Band, Extraordinary Rendition Band, Factory Seconds, Himalayas, Leftist Marching Band, Minor Mishap Marching Band, Rude Mechanical Orchestra, Second Line Social Aid & Pleasure Society Brass Band, Seed and Feed Marching Abominables, Springville All Star Marching Band, Titanium Sporkestra, Veveritse, and What Cheer? Brigade.
Somerville Theatre
55 Davis Square, Somerville
[Conveniently located near the Davis Square stop on the Red Line and several MBTA bus connections.]
Ticket: general admission.
For tickets and information: (617) 625-5700, http://feitheatres.com/somerville-theatre/

Leading up to this year’s Columbus Day weekend events, there are several preliminary events worth noting:

Through Thursday, September 30, 2010:
HONK! Photo Exhibit
Features 7 photographers: Greg Cook, Tiffany Knight, Mark Dannenhauer, Jesse Edsell-Vetter, Benjamin Greenberg, Chris Yeager & Akos Szilvasi. Their photos are inspired by HONK! Festival 2009.
The Inside-Outside Gallery (aka the CVS windows)
CVS Pharmacy
1 Davis Square, Somerville
[Conveniently located near the Davis Square stop on the Red Line and several MBTA bus connections.]
Free and open to all.
For more information, photoshow@honkfest.org.

Monday, September 13, 7-8:30 pm:
We Love HONK! Volunteers Meeting
Sign-up gathering to help in all the ways that make HONK! possible. Individuals and groups interested in participating in the parade, to be held from noon-2 pm on October 10th, are also encouraged to attend. Fun is guaranteed!
Somerville Public Library (West Branch)
40 College Ave., Somerville
[Conveniently located near the Davis Square stop on the Red Line and several MBTA bus connections.]
For more information, contact volunteers@honkfest.org.

Tuesday, September 21, 10 am-11 pm:
Flatbread Pizza For HONK! Benefit
All day, with a special 7:30 pm performance by the Second Line Social Aid & Pleasure Society Brass Band. Flatbread in Somerville is donating a portion of the cost of every pizza pie purchased during the day to the HONK! Festival.
Flatbread Company
45 Day Street, Somerville
[Conveniently located near the Davis Square stop on the Red Line and several MBTA bus connections.]
For more information, contact benefit@honkfest.org.

The HONK! Festival is a good idea coming to fruition. A need had been identified, not only on the part of musicians — of a particular persuasion — who have a penchant for gathering to raise a awareness about issues that need attention. But also a need is there on the part of the audience — not necessarily of any persuasion — to bask in the glow of this unusual phenomenon.

As often as bands congregate to HONK in protest, they also perform to celebrate the causes and institutions they support: multicultural festivals, peace conferences, social forums, artists’ collectives, community gardens, block parties, neighborhood fundraisers, relief benefits and homeless shelters. In every case, the HONKers’ ultimate goal is to have fun, to relish the art of making fun as a form of individual and collective transcendence, and to encourage others to see and do the same.

The HONK! Festival Committee would like to give special thanks to the following for their support of this year’s
HONK! Festival: City of Somerville, the Somerville Arts Council, RESIST, Harvard Square Business Association, Davis Square businesses, and last but not least, the local Davis Square community, whose support in terms of in-kind donations of food and public services, housing for upwards of 300 musicians, and cash contributions, is vital to keeping the HONK! effort going.

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Oh, Windows. We inform and entertain. You are missed, and the Start menu is full of articles for our productivity. You move you there. Somehow. To be honest, we do not know what state the planet pride not on our operating systems robust functional people from Redmond have over the years, and while Windows Vista is showing in a position that Microsoft does not “t invincible he has not to show anything, such as Windows one idea – and more of a necessity – it’s all in danger.

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Install / boot times / shutdown

It is the basic operating system functions. Enable Install disable. But first impressions matter, and Microsoft made sure that Windows 7 give a beautiful shine when it came to these things. You can read our complete installation instructions for a thorough look at the pitfalls and triumphs of Windows 7 in this department, but in short, quick and easy, but the real performance can be found on netbooks and clean installations. Otherwise there is really nothing to Vista to shame – even though the incredible fresh air really does a clean install, providers should cruftware-happy for a little bit “of consciousness to fix.

UI enhancements

Because Windows 7 is a kind of rationalization under Vista – the same hardware requirements, hardware compatibility, same model, a bit ‘less cruft – you have the basic user interface for the most visible additions to Microsoft’s operating system will be similar . Sense we suppose. Here are some of the highlights:

Aero Peek

Anyone who used a modern operating system for more than five minutes has been reached with the hassle of juggling too many windows, and Aero Peek is trying to alleviate some. Available with a machine capable of “rules of fantasy” graphics windows translucent Aero Peek lets you hover over a “desktop” on the ground shows the right of the taskbar and shows the contours of every window currently open – which usually returns chaos. More useful, however, is the ability of the image fly-out groups that float displayed taskbar app, and isolate the specific window, while all other windows to the outline mode are sent. It serves as a lesson in geography both a process and a quick surfing, without the awkward feeling or that all-or-nothing “as previous attempts to manage Windows in Windows. Check out the demo video below to see as is done in practice:

Aero Shake

What we initially thought it was just a gimmick has become one of the more popular: just type in the title bar of a window and give it a vigorous shake to minimize all other windows. Ideal when you change jobs and want to get rid of the confusion of your past activities, and we hardly know, as we have been in a life without them.

Start Menu

Mac OS X could have spotlight, but Windows now offers a quest for a strong and direct, and the Windows key has a new life. Just pop open the Start menu and type in your search results and begin to fill. It is not as comprehensive as Spotlight, but it seems to be facing the same slowdown in Mac OS X counterpart, and leads to basically what we (applications, will as a rule). The Start menu has been enhanced with a sophisticated layout and additional menus for frequently used items – allows access to the last article is used by this application, with the new “list of activities that Microsoft has crept into the operating system but that currently used by only a few Microsoft applications built.

Aero Snap

Perhaps our favorite day of improvement and offers a surprising Snap smart way to work with Windows, click with the simple strength and endurance. Windows can, with the top of the screen, or moved to a half of the screen is filled by drawing on the far left or right edge of the screen can be enlarged. Schematics Aero Peek-style, you can preview what you’re doing, and it is quite clear to bounce the “sticky” edges, or drag a window already maximized away from its moorings. Windows key + right arrow or left does the same to fill half the screen with the current window, and is perfect for the document to arrive.

 New Taskbar

This gets all the press, but it’s actually more the product of Aero Peek nothing intelligent in itself. Basically you take some ideas from the Dock in Mac OS X as the larger symbols and obligations App Launcher (icons may be “locked” to remain in place when the program is open or not, a merger of Windows’ Quick Launch taskbar old correct), and adds in the Windows taskbar, traditional activities such as entering open windows. The standard function is good, that keeps everything “stacked” in their icon, but the real money is to be combined in the “applications when full view “, which is accessed from the Taskbar Properties. This brings the advantages of the verbose name of the elements – always a great victory over approach Icons for Windows, Mac OS’s – without functionality Aero Peek fancy or cute icons. What is not so elegant as the system tray icons in the right-to be is now housed in a nasty little pop-up menu hidden. Even worse is the fact that you have a file of an app icon in the taskbar, not in this file with your application to to open it asks if you to pin “of the files, App. News Flash: We do not prefer. With a bit “of work, you can re-add the old style quick launch series of Mini Icons-drag dropability, but this is rather silly. We are pleased that there is enough customization options available to make them profitable, but I would say that Microsoft could do a better job of thinking to do with the default settings.

Quick display switching

Windows + P = magic! Really, it’s the little things that count, and Microsoft has made managing multiple displays and switching between commonly used configurations a total snap.

UI stayed-the-sames

Microsoft tweaks a lot right with its new user interface, but it could be a lot of things took measures more logical. For example, it is strange that there is no built-in support for multi-finger trackpad – why is something that third party to discover for yourself? We understand that the material is not universal, but we would like to see Microsoft leading to the adoption of such a feature in constructing clear, reliable support for it in the OS. Two finger scrolling in particular: it is best to click on something, since the trackpad tap to arrive, and we believe everyone should have now shown that. On the multi-touch, support for Windows 7 multi-touch screen interaction is commendable, but hardly sufficient. Microsoft itself has shed much R & D in the finger-friendly interface, and we hope they will be building that innovation is the OS of today – the release of the surface of inspiration Microsoft Touch Pack is a good start, but not go far enough. One shudders to implement random innovations Multi-Touch Smartphone style, we are sure you will see a group of manufacturers in the years to come.

Overall, Microsoft has not create a unified style and business model for applications, ranging from the relatively new “toolbar Ribbon of Microsoft Office (and now on WordPad and painting), surfing the web control panel-like , for old trees in the Device Manager tab in the Properties window, and so on. For simplicity of most of its interfaces, commonly used measures were slowly emerging as the menu buttons, bars, though old, while the advanced features were hidden by the “menu” real in other parts of the surface. All this would not be so bad if Microsoft was the only provider of software for Windows, but because thousands and thousands of developers, widely diverging interfaces for Windows applications, we would be pleased if Microsoft took a little more direction and more clearly defined user interface design language that is coherent and useful to users.

Notable app changes

Windows Media Center

 We’ve gone way in-depth on this over at Engadget HD, but suffice it to say that Windows Media Center in Windows 7 is vastly superior to Windows Vista’s version, and most all of the bugs from the Windows 7 beta seem to be ironed out quite nicely. The interface is a real treat, the extender functionality to the Xbox 360 and 3rd party boxes is much improved and quite snappier, and a truly marvelous amount of hardware is supported.

Windows Media Player It’s pretty much Windows Media Player, you know? The good news is that Microsoft has greatly expanded the codec support, to something bordering on comprehensive:

 Pulled from Microsoft’s Engineering Windows 7 blog What’s even more fun is the new “Play to” function, which can beam a locally-controlled audio playlist to computers that are part of your HomeGroup, DLNA devices like the PS3, or Media Center Extenders like the Xbox 360. Remotely shared libraries are also automatically detected off of DLNA or Home Server devices, and everything pretty much “just works.” If you’re really feeling crazy you can tie your media library to your Windows Live ID and access your home media from anywhere over the internet.

Windows Explorer

 It ‘hard to say that the most basic changes to the file explorer to do in this release, other than “work” much more often

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